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An Englishman, an American and a Sinhala man are called upon to test a lie detector. The Englishman says. 'I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer'. BUZZZZZZ goes the lie detector. 'Ok, 10 bottles'.

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And themachine is silent. The American says. 'I think I can eat 15 hamburgers'. BUZZZZZZ goes the lie detector. 'all right, 8 hamburgers'. And the machine's silent.

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The Sinhala man says: 'I think.' , BUZZZZZZ goes the machine. Having lost his donkey a Banda, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked,'Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for? The Banda replied 'I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too.' - Appugami saw that his friend Banda was very depressed. 'What happened?

' asked Appugami. 'Man, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday. ' 'Well, yesterday, the one-day match between SriLanka and England was being shown live on TV. 500 that SriLanka would win, but I lost the bet.'

' But that's only Rs. 500, where did the rest go? ' ' Man, I bet on the highlights too!'

- A Sinhala man with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered,'I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone accidentallypicked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.' The doctor exclaimed in disbelief. What happened to your other ear?' 'That son of a bitch called back after sometime'.